Thursday, August 7, 2014

Celebrating Vaught

     You know that feeling you sometimes get when even though there's a million things you could be worried about, you're just too overcome with happiness to give negative thoughts any satisfaction?

     Well, that was me. All day this past Sunday. If I'm being honest then I have to say that I try to be that way all the time because who wants to worry about stuff? In my young adult life so far, I've had a lot to learn... a lot about myself and a lot about the world of adulthood. It's scary sometimes and a little overwhelming. Sure, there's tons of things at the back of mind I could have been tied up with all day Sunday because our lives have been super busy a little more stressful than usual as we prepare to welcome a baby. But there was just too much to look forward to on this day... Too much joy in my heart to care about anything else.

     I went home with my hot latte after a good but quick morning workout and got ready, even put a few curls in my hair, and Eric and I made the drive to Potts Camp to attend church with my parents. We had lunch at their house then my mom and I drove to New Albany for my first official baby shower. It was hosted by two of my best friends, though one of them couldn't be there, so her mother and sister gladly took her place.

     We arrived right on time, and I was happy to see a few friends and family already there. Right before we ate though, people just started rolling in. Friends and family came from all over. Even the ladies I work with in Holly Springs came! I was so overwhelmed at the support and love I felt; to see so many people there that love me and this precious little boy who's going to make an appearance pretty soon was such an amazing feeling. Somehow, I didn't let myself cry, even as I thanked all of them for coming. I'm such an ugly crier; it would have been uncomfortable for all of us!

     One of the best parts of a shower (bridal or baby or house or whatever!) is opening gifts, of course! And there were a lot! Lots of absolutely precious outfits and toys and diapers and bottles and blankets and even a bouncer! Vaught will surely know how loved and cared for he is. As I opened the gifts, I just kept imaging him wearing this, playing with that, wrapped up in this blanket, chewing on some of the toys when those dreaded teething months arrive. I just became so excited for him--to hear his first cry, to see what he looks like, to know who he'll be one day. It's definitely overwhelming to think about, but it's so sweet too. I was never so sure about motherhood, but I always said that if I did have children, I definitely wanted a son. And could you believe God is giving such a special gift to us?

Can't wait to use this at the hospital then hang in his nursery!

I hot-glued twine to the letters and hung them over his crib.


Cheslin's mother made this cake, and it was incredible!


Cheslin made this cute Ole Miss diaper cake! I love the little Starbucks sippy cup!
       Now that I've had my first shower, I am a few steps closer to completing Vaught's room, which I'm so excited about! I have worked for hours on getting it just the way I want it, though I still have work to do. I received his crib bedding at my shower, so dressing his crib up was one of the first things I did when I got home Sunday night; it looks amazing! I cannot wait to share it with you! Trust me, that blog is coming very soon!
 
     I just want to say now at the end that I am so blessed to have the friends and family that I do. I claim to have just a few friends that I keep, but looking around at all the guests on Sunday, that's a crazy thing for me to say! I have a LOT of friends-- sweet, caring, incredible people who love me and support me and are here for me as I embark on this special journey. I could not ask for anything more than that. I know some of you are reading, so let me just end by saying that each and every one of you mean the world to me. I could never do this alone, and I know that I don't have to. Sure, I have Eric and most days he is all the assurance that I need. But sometimes, I just need the special women like you... To tell me I'm not crazy, it's gonna be okay, and that I can do this. 

From the depths of my heart, thank you, thank you, thank you. 

I am 33 weeks pregnant today, and this is how I'm starting to feel... I will post my week 34 update next Thursday :)

 
 

To see a few photos of me and some of my lovely guests, add me on Instagram: katepace12 :)

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Week 32 Update

It seems too soon to already be entering month eight of pregnancy; only eight weeks until we meet Vaught face to face (maybe less than that if we're lucky)! I'm definitely looking forward to not being pregnant anymore, and I find it hard to believe the people that tell me I will miss it. It's been pretty easy, but will I really miss the big belly, the super cute pregnancy waddle, and constant trips to the bathroom? Not so sure about that!


Movement: Vaught's definitely going to arrive with either a black belt in karate or some sweet moves like Napolean Dynamite’s.
I have been feeling small contractions for the past few weeks, commonly referred to as Braxton Hicks contractions. They're not painful or even uncomfortable really. They are more common when I'm sitting down and will usually go away if I stretch a little or stand up. It's pretty neat knowing that my body is already practicing for labor, though these do not compare at all to real contractions, which I had when I miscarried last fall (shudder). Those are a doozy!

How I feel: Physically? Pretty good. But…

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HORMONES? Can we please talk about this?? I know I’m not the only one. I am a happy person; it’s in my blood. But I have cried more in my pregnancy than I have in my entire life. Why? You ask. Oh, no reason. Just because. Around month five or six I finally came to the conclusion that it’s all hormones—yes, the same ones giving me amazing hair and better skin. Once again, I’m reminded of Knocked Up when Seth Rogen has his fit about Katherine Heigl’s hormones. (“F&*K YOU, HORMONES. NOT ALLYSON—HORMONES!”) And I know my husband feels the same way. I finally had to confront him about what’s going on, and I just asked that he be understanding and sensitive-- or as sensitive as Eric Pace can be. I told him that there was no reason to worry or freak out when I randomly start crying—just hug me and tell me I’m pretty or that I’m going to be a great mother or something like that. Starbucks will work too :) I go into a crying spell once every couple of weeks, but sometimes it comes more often. And it usually doesn’t last longer than an hour. I’ll turn the TV on something funny or take a nap, and it’s like it never happened. Another thing that’s a big help? Read below.

Exercise: It's pretty much the only thing that instantly cures any and all of my pregnancy ailments (except for heartburn--darn). It has been especially helpful when the hormones take over and I become an emotional freight train. There's nothing that makes me feel so refreshed and energized like an hour at the gym. I'm still doing a lot of the MMF workouts, but last Sunday, my husband had me do one of his. I was really thrilled to discover that I can still squat with 155 pounds (yes, it's totally fine for me; no discomfort or pain). I can't squat down as low with baby belly, but it still felt good. The closer I get to my due date, the more walking I plan on doing, too. Starting at week 34 in a couple of weeks, I am going to make a point to walk around my block twice every evening until Vaught arrives. Trust me, I get plenty of walking in at my job (I'm constantly running to the post office, banks, attorney's offices, etc), but a little more in the evening can never hurt! Supposedly women who walked (not just exercised in general, but walked) had super short, easy labors. But hey, I'll take it all as it comes!
Craving: The appetite is still weird. Some days I am not hungry at all, while there have been a few lately where it seems like I can't get enough to eat. I'm craving fruit again, but I suppose that's a good thing, right?!
short conversation with my husband on Monday...


I also can't get enough water lately! The worst part?? I'm thirstiest at nighttime! I get up 6 or 7 times during the night... Not the funnest part of pregnancy, but it's whatevvvvvs.

To-do list: I made this one day while at work. Is it totally selfish that food and the Grove are the first two things I thought of? I've got to eat at Como Steakhouse and tailgate in the Grove one last time before he gets here. It will be a while before we get to do these things again after all!

Vaught's Room: That blog that's been sitting in my drafts for two months is going to have to wait until after my last shower on September 6th. I want to have all of his bedding and any more clothes he'll get. In the middle of working on this post I began writing a list of what I want to put and where, so I'm hoping I can stick to that and finalize some things in his room. I absolutely hate clutter, despite being kind of messy myself; I just want everything to have a place and be in its place. I know... I've got big things coming with motherhood.
Up next:  My first planned baby shower (I keep forgetting about the surprise one I had at school) is this Sunday, and I am so excited! Two of my best friends are hosting it for me. Actually, only one of them will be there; Cheslin is a newly-wed army wife, and she and her new husband were deployed to Alaska much sooner than they expected; she is on her way there in just a few days, but they're already stationed in Georgia right now while they wait to leave. Even still, she put so much effort into the party; I have no doubt that it will be fabulous! I cannot wait to see family and friends there; Vaught will surely know how loved he is!

Belly Shots

One of my bump photos this week comes in my bridesmaid dress from Jaymo's wedding. Technically, I wasn't a full 32 weeks, but it'll be okay :) Even after being taken in on both sides, this dress was huge on me! (But totally gorgeous, right?!) I really thought the entire congregation might see a little more than they came for as I walked down the aisle!
 
The other was taken today. Please bear in mind that I come home from a long day at work and take these pictures every two weeks. I might powder my nose just a little beforehand, but aside from that, what you see is what you get. I apologize if it's a little scary!
 
And can I just say that this was the highlight of the past couple weeks? I have always wanted to park here when shopping at Belk, and I finally got my chance!
 
 
 
And to top this blog off... I can no longer reach my toes, so the husband was kind enough to give me a pedicure a few nights before Jaymo's wedding last week. What a sweet one I have! I do have a professional spa pedicure scheduled for this Saturday. I really don't like having my nails done, but I am super excited about this!
 

 

Have a happy Thursday and weekend!!!!

Sunday, July 27, 2014

My Best Friend's Wedding

So it's Saturday night, I've just arrived home from my third and final wedding this summer, and I've got two choices of super fun things to do: 1. clean my house. 2. update this blog.

     It's not too hard to guess which option won. A little disclaimer beforehand: I am extremely exhausted (mentally and physically), as well as emotionally drained (today's beautiful, heartwarming wedding on top of hormones), so this blog may be a bit all over the place. I am not going to proofread it fifteen times to assure that no spelling or grammatical errors were made; take it as it is!

     Today was Jaymo's wedding. As you may know by now, her real name is Jessica, but I just cannot find it in myself to start calling her that. Since 2008, her name in my phone has been Jaymo, and it will stay that way so long as I still have a phone. She married a handsome fellow named Josh, whom I actually graduated from high school with (Jaymo is one year our junior). Can I talk for just one minute about the history of their relationship?? I was there for all six years, including the year they spent apart. If any of you broken hearts out there need proof that the whole "if it's mean to happen, it will be" thing is true, just take one look at Jaymo and Josh. Six years ago this summer, I stayed up all three nights at cheer camp listening to Jaymo cry over Josh. Five years ago this summer, I was constantly having to call him to try and straighten things out between them. At some point during my senior year of high school, I recall stepping in front of Jaymo to prevent her from beating the hell out of him. Over what? No one remembers and no one cares. The point is that these two have been through a lot together and still somehow always found their way back to one another; that's true love, folks.

     We began with a rehearsal dinner at their church on the eve of the wedding. Normally I would have been running around snapping tons of photos, but there wasn't really time for all that. I did get a good one of me, Jaymo, & Vaught :)


 
 

Wedding Day

     I would just like to make it known that I was there on time. I was late to the first wedding I was a bridesmaid in four years ago, and I was late to my own last year. I pulled up to the church at 12:01; didn't have to be there until 12:30.
 

     If you ask me, getting ready is the funnest part of being a bridesmaid, especially if you can all be there together. You don't really even have to "get ready" together, but the togetherness and the closeness you feel as you hang out with your girls for the last time as a single woman--there's just nothing like it! I'm glad we all got to spend some time together before the wedding, and I know Jaymo loved it too. Getting her in her gown was both comical and emotional; she already had on her boots, so it was fun maneuvering her into the dress, but seeing my best friend since high school all done up as a bride really hit a nerve (I'm proud to say that I saved my tears for the ride home though).



 
     And this was one of my favorite moments... Jaymo and her sister Allie are extremely close. As her mother was zipping her into her dress, I couldn't help but notice Allie quietly crying as she watched her little sister put on her wedding gown. I had to take this (I hope you don't mind, Allie!!) I love it because it is the perfect illustration of how strong the bond between sisters can be. I have two, and the three of us aren't close at all. I don't mind because that's just how it is, but I love how Jaymo and Allie are so different from one another yet so alike in their love for each other as sisters.
 
     And a little less touchy is my getting ready selfie I took in the bathroom. Once the gown was on, I had to step away before I became an emotional basket case. I smiled to keep from crying, and it's actually a pretty effective technique! BIG thanks to Jessica at Mane Image for my hair, fabulous as always. What would I do without that girl??
 
 
     There was once a time when I would have posed with my hand on my hip, the "skinny arm," as its commonly known, but now that I'm seven months pregnant, I'm slightly more inclined to carry out the "holding the bump" pose because I really could not care any less if my arm looks skinny or not and it's just much more convenient. I think my hand just automatically goes to my belly; I caught myself patting my stomach a little even during the ceremony.
                                    
     And as for the ceremony, there's not much I can say, other than it was absolutely perfect. It couldn't have been more beautiful. Obviously I couldn't capture pictures of it, but I will definitely post some when the professional ones come in.

     The reception was a pregnant woman's dream; seeing as how it was only 3:30 in the afternoon, there was no need to serve a full course meal to all the guests, so the bride and groom opted for dessert tables instead-- all the cookies and cakes you could ever want! My mom was there, and we feasted on both bride and groom cake and between the two of us I think we tried one of every cookie there was! Two hours later Vaught is still kicking around from the sugar high!

The couple left around 5; they will leave from their new home in Ashland, MS, for New Orleans to board their cruiseliner tomorrow morning. They departed through a sea of balloons released by family and friends.
 
 
     As I said, I saved all of my tears for the ride home. I didn't really get emotional until Jaymo hugged and kissed me goodbye; it really hit me that my best friend is finally a Mrs. Although there's only a year between us, I still see her as a little sister, so I definitely feel some of Allie's pain in "letting her go." She's also special to me because we've been best friends throughout her entire relationship with Josh, so I saw this beautiful union take shape over the years. I have no doubt that the two of them have an abundance of happy years ahead of them. Eric and I figured out pretty quick that the key is putting God in the middle of it all, making Him the center of your relationship, and I know that Jaymo and Josh will too.

Congratulations, Mrs. Josh Wilson. I love you to the moon and stars and back!

Did I mention I got to help with bridal portraits a few weeks ago?! :)
 
I will do a blog relating to "bridesmaid etiquette" very soon--I'm actually already working on it now, and it's sure to be a veryyyyy interesting read with all of my experience and whatnot. I will Instagram and Tweet it when it posts.
 
 

The Honeymoon That Never Was...

     Now I need to move on to the blog I have been meaning to work on for a week; it's odd that I just got home from the beach a week ago, but my beach vacation already seems so irrelevant! Even still, I feel like I should keep my readers in the know with all of that, especially since Mr. Pace ended up driving down to surprise me.
     There's a lot I could say about our family vacation; I could go into detail about how it got started in 1999 and how it slowly evolved into what it is now. However, that would take way longer than I have to type and you have to read, so we'll just say that it's changed a lot! From location, to the number of people present (from 16 or 17 down to 9 or 10), we've definitely been through a lot over the years. Until this year, I actually had not attended since 2011. With a little one on the way though, I definitely wanted a small vacation, even if it was only a few days. The original plan had been for Eric to go too, but when push came to shove, we both decided that it was in our best financial interest that he stay home. I almost felt guilty for leaving him behind, but he encouraged me to go and wanted me to have that time with my family. I love that about him.
     I left Wednesday  morning at 2:30am--odd timing, I know. I had gone to bed at 8:30 and woken up at 1, unable to fall back asleep. By 2, I just said "screw it" and got out of bed and left! I did have to stop at a gas station and close my eyes for just a few minutes, but I was pulling into our condo before 10 o'clock. By noon, Eric was calling me, asking tons of weird questions... like where to board the dogs if "something came up" and if we had the funds available if he needed to go somewhere in Tennessee that afternoon. I knew the whole time, but I didn't really believe it until I saw him pulling into the parking lot at 10 that night. I had even left the address of our condo scribbled on a sheet of paper on the counter at our house--you know, just in case.
     I refer to our little vacation as the honeymoon that never was because that's exactly what it is. We weren't able to go on a honeymoon right after our wedding last April due to our work schedules. When we finally were able to schedule one for that summer, Eric sliced half his finger off in an accident at work the week before we were set to leave. We tried rescheduling for October, but it interfered too much with football season, so we just put it on hold, thinking we'd go somewhere nice this summer. Along comes a baby, and trust me, you're not really thinking about taking any fancy trips when you see those two pink lines!! So, to us, this very short vacation with my family really was like a honeymoon. We got up really early Thursday morning and went for breakfast, just the two of us, at a buffet near the condo. We got to lay out all day and just enjoy each other's company without the realities of being at home. Eric grilled for the family Thursday night, and we went to Lambert's Café, one of his favorite places, Friday. I hate that we couldn't have stayed longer, but we're already planning for our family vacation with Vaught next year. It's definitely exciting to know that he'll be with us, although caring for a nine-month-old at the beach is sure to be an experience!
 
     I wish I had some pictures to share with you of our trip, but I really wasn't worried about taking very many while I was there. You know the families that bring white outfits for pictures on the beach? Yeah, we've definitely never been one of those. I think we did it one time in 2008; it was a disaster, and we've not attempted another family photoshoot ever since. For the few that I did take, check my Instagram-- katepace12. Even still, I have the memories, and I couldn't ask for anything more. I love and cherish the time that I got to spend with my husband and my mother's side of the family. I can't wait to have Vaught join us next summer!
 
 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

A Random Update...

This post may be random, but I promise it's filled with some interesting information, one of them being that I PASSED my three-hour glucose test today with flying colors!


I look really attractive, I know. You don't have to tell me.

     If you're a loyal reader, and many of you are for which I am extremely grateful, remember that I failed my one hour test by six points. I've tried to not worry about it, but this second one has been at the back of my mind for the past few days as it drew nearer; I've been terrified that I would fail it too. Many pregnant women have gestational diabetes, so if you're wondering why I made such a big deal of it, just know that as a heavier woman who loves all things health and fitness, I've made having a healthy pregnancy a priority--a big one at that. I think having diabetes while pregnant would make me feel helpless, like all of my efforts (all the exercising, healthy eating, weight-monitoring) would be a total waste. I'm my own worst critic (aren't we all?), and I know I would have just felt like a failure. If you are diabetic, whether you were born with it or developed it later in life, I hope I don't sound too selfish; managing it and taking care of yourself becomes a whole new job on its own, and I have no doubt in my mind that it's a difficult, frustrating thing at times. I have diabetic friends and family members, and I just cannot imagine. They probably contribute greatly to why I was so afraid of being gestationally diabetic.
     When I got to my OB office, I had my initial checkup; blood pressure was good, urine was clear, and I actually lost 0.2 pounds since my last checkup. For argument's sake, we'll just say nothing changed and keep the total gain at 16.2. I know I said in my week 30 update that I gained about three more pounds, but I have been a bit more loyal to the gym and my diet since coming back from the beach; trust me, I had a lot of "vacation food" hanging on me. I had my finger pricked before drinking the glucose drink (slightly stronger and sweeter than the one you drink for the one hour test), and my blood sugar was normal before I started. After one hour, I was stuck again. BS was supposed to be at 190 or less, and I was at 180. After another hour (during this time I went to Amy Head to visit my sweet friend and makeup guru Claire), I was stuck again and for the last time: my BS had to be at 165 for me to pass, and it was at 98!!! My nurse said I was good to go and didn't have to be pricked a third time--good because my fingers were getting a little sore!

     I also had another ultrasound, and although I didn't ask for it, my ultrasound tech flipped the screen to a 3D version. I guess it really doesn't count because Vaught was moving so much that we couldn't see anything except for an eye and him sucking his little fingers! I could just barely make out what was going on in there, but I didn't ask for any printouts. I told her I didn't plan on having one of those fancy 3D/4D ultrasound packages done and she said, "Good because he probably wouldn't be still for long enough!" He's definitely a wiggle worm and officially 3 pounds and 12 ounces--he has gained a whole pound in just three weeks!

     Since I live an hour from Oxford, I also talked to my doctor about when I would know for sure that it's time to head to the hospital once contractions and all the fun labor things start. He explained how all of that works and let me know that if labor didn't start on its own, and I really feel that it will, he probably would not allow me to go past September 29th unless it was just "convenient" to do so. I kind of feel like I was told that no matter what, we're going to have a baby here by September 29th, which is both scary and exciting!

     I go back in three weeks for another checkup. I'll be around thirty-three weeks then. Saturday, August 9th, we have our maternity photos, which I'm actually excited about!

     I have to give a shout out to my cousin Audrey Anna who drove all the way to Oxford from Tupelo just to have lunch with me today--I had pizza and COCA COLA and a High Point Coffee iced latte and muffin later on and loved every bit of it!!! It was nice to indulge a little without worrying about my blood sugar!
Blueberry muffin from High Point Coffee!

     I have but one bump photo to share with you from Sunday morning before the gym. I discussed some other things with my doctor today that I would love to share with you now, but it's going to have to wait until the week 32 update because this mama needs a little nap :)


I am working on a blog about our vacation--look for it in the next few days!

Monday, July 21, 2014

Maternity Photos

The last photoshoot I did was... My wedding day I suppose! So I was really excited to schedule our maternity photoshoot today-- well, actually I "rescheduled" it. I selected a photographer and made the appointment for our pictures more than two months ago. However, I don't want to be consumed with taking photos on my mom's birthday (August 4th), so I rescheduled for an evening shoot on August 9th! I'm already so excited, picking outfits and pinning cute ideas for our pictures on Pinterest! I may not be in the best shape of my life, but I know I'll one day want to look back on our pictures and show Vaught who we were and what we were like while he was in the making... especially since he may be in the only-child club :) 

Angela Ammons (www.ammonsphotography.com) is our photographer for both maternity and newborn photos. Go check her out! She's done pictures for several of my friends, and her work is incredible! 

Happy Monday to all!! Have a great week! 

Kate

Thursday, July 17, 2014

30 Week Update

     It is so crazy to think that in ten weeks or less, I'll be holding our baby boy. I'm at week 30 today and am hoping and praying that I do not hit the 40's! I just have this funny feeling that Vaught's going to arrive early for us. It would be wonderful to go into labor right after the football game on September 13th at Ole Miss. Since I'm having him in Oxford, we could just go check in after an ass-whoopin on the Cajuns and go home a few days later with our little boy. I know... keep dreaming, right?

     Vaught is now very close to his birth length and his weight is sneaking on up. My three hour glucose test is next Tuesday, and my guess is that he's going to weigh about three and a half pounds by then. And speaking of glucose, I have had my blood sugar checked twice since my one hour test; it has been normal both times. Let's hope it stays that way :)

Movement: an elbow here, a knee there. He's all over the place, as usual. And still very playful! There is nothing so weird yet so satisfying as lying down at night and watching my belly move around as he shifts positions and rolls around.
"Drink Coffee & Be Happy" with slightly swollen feet :)

Weight Gain: between now and his birthday, he'll put on about a half pound per week, so I expect to put on a few pounds too, which is fine. My home scale shows that I've gained about nineteen pounds. I've noticed some puffiness in my arms and legs that wasn't there just a few weeks ago. I'm keeping the sugar and sodium intake as low as I can, so I'm assuming that these are just very normal pregnancy side effects :)

Diet: I've "stuck" to the GD diet, but I slip up every now and then. And by every now and then I mean about once every day or two. I'm craving sweets like crazy; like chocolate chip cookies and ice cream.Together. The really bizarre thing is that aside from craving something sweet, I've not been very hungry at all lately. But if I can just have a little when the craving comes, I'm fine. Trying to hold off is what drives me nuts. It's not worth it to go insane. I have 10 weeks left, so I'm entitled to a little ice cream. Okie doke?

How I feel: Good but sleepy in the afternoon. Not exhausted; just in need of a nap! I'm having a little trouble getting a full night's rest, but I know that sleeping with a big ol' husband and three pitbulls doesn't help much. I have reeeeally bad heartburn; it's probably been the most miserable part of pregnancy. I have to keep a steady supply of Tums on me or I just feel like throwing up.

Cravings: The BBQ phase only lasted a couple of weeks, and now I'm back on sweets. I really love a small strawberry milkshake from Sonic every few days. I might have some cravings, but I'm getting less and less hungry. I rarely finish anything. Sometimes I feel like I'm starving and then when a plate of food is placed in front of me, I lose my appetite completely. Weird, I know .


 Exercise: so I have NOT stuck to my goal of going to the gym four times a week. Last week I went three times, and I have gone three times this week. Once I get there, I get a burst of energy, and I always feel so good afterwards, so I can't imagine why it's so hard getting there--aside from feeling really tired in the afternoon! But I love how I feel when a good workout is done, and I love the compliments I get when I wear my Sweating for Two tank :)

Up Next: When this publishes, I will be at the BEACH!!!!!! My family are already there, arrived on Saturday, and they are so excited for me to come too! Personally, I think they're just looking forward to poking fun at me in my maternity swimsuit... My  mom has a habit of saying, "Look at that sweet belly poking out!" Yep mom, there's a baby in there. My first baby shower is August 3rd and my second will be either the last Saturday in August or the first Saturday in September. We will know very soon! I can't wait to do the blog on Vaught's room, but I've still got a little tweaking to do.

Belly Shots


Gotta love my 90's bangs, right?!

Blog on the family vacay to Orange Beach will post sometime next week!!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

9 Things Because I Can't Even...

 Inspired by one of my favorite authors from TotalSratMove :)

1.      Manicures/Pedicures: the amount of times some of my friends (even my own mother!) visit a nail salon in a single month makes me feel like less of a woman than my hatred of brushing my hair (seriously, have we not invented a way to keep our hair from tangling without ever having to touch it?!). I can’t stand to pay someone $50 to do something I can do for myself while they chatter in a language I don’t understand, and even when they do speak English, I still can't understand them. It’s not part of being a girl; that’s a lie we tell ourselves to justify the amount of money we spend on making sure our polish matches our outfit.

2.      Luke Bryan: A few weeks ago I listened to two consecutive songs on the radio by this country singer, and I thought to myself, he must put on some kind of spectacular show because I would give his vocal talent a 2.76 on a scale of 1-10. I was once forced to watch one of his music videos in the waiting room at my dentist office, and I think this is what turned me off to hi the most: any man who can gyrate better than a woman… is not a man. Sorry, ladies.
       Oh wait, except for Channing Tatum. He's the exception, but granted he did start his career as a dancer.

 
3.      New-Age Country Music: because there is absolutely nothing cute about cut-off denim shorts and cowboy boots as you shake your butt while drinking a Budlight with your drunk girlfriends on the back of a tailgate in the middle of a cornfield.

4.      Pretty Little Liars: more like Pretty Little—please make it stop. I tried to get into this show, I really did. I spent several hours on Netflix in an attempt to have something in common with my sorority sisters on Tuesdays. I think I made it halfway through the second season before I had to stop and ask myself What the hell am I doing?

5.      Michael Kors: he’s been around as a fashion designer since the 80’s and women have just now discovered that he exists. He occupies half the floor space in the handbag area of Macy’s and Dillard’s if you've not noticed. I too am guilty though. The watches were so popular last summer, I had Eric buy me one as my "getting into graduate school" gift... Seriously?

6.      Facebook: I know it’s a great way to network with people, and if that was truly how we all used it, I would totally get in to it again. But I don’t think people realize how ridiculous they sound when they obsess over the things their frenemies/ex-lovers post on there. Is it that hard to figure out why I don’t do it anymore?

7.      Vegans: You do what's best for you and your lifestyle. Just don't ask me how my soul tastes as I devour a hamburger.  

8.      Gluten Free Diet: If you've diagnosed yourself as having a "gluten allergy," just know that there's no such thing. Unless you've been medically diagnosed with celiac or a gluten sensitivity or intolerance, not consuming gluten makes you no healthier than the person who does.

9.      Juicing: I get that it’s a healthy way to consume your fruits and vegetables, but when did we start having a problem eating our fruits and vegetables? Don’t tell me that you consumed nothing but juice for ten days and you’ve never felt better. That’s just plain sickening. I love making a fruit juice smoothie or protein smoothie with Cellucor whey powder every now and then as meal replacement for ONE meal, but juicing as a lifestyle?? I’ll pass.